so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
So my mom said I can choose the picture for my birthday cake on Thursday and at that moment I laughed hysterically because it’s going to be one of these pictures
It was an unintentional superwholock…….
She doesn’t understand my need to have middle-aged men on my birthday cake.
I’m getting all three!
We ended up bringing it to a restaurant……
We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.
It also came with a little hat.
My cat hates me.